May 2013
legolast:
my friend just accidentally called our math teacher “honey” and he replied “yes dear”
Watchgorillamunchies:
the best twenty seconds of my life
silverhex:
i’d actually go running if there wasnt anybody around to see me stop after 43 seconds
catswithbenefits:
ever wondered what the exact spot you’re sitting in looked like 10,000 years ago
i-do-even-lift:
brittanakissed:
i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive
if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me
being a girl is really fucking expensive
togamivevo:
in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies
perma-scowl:
may the wings of your eyeliner always be uneven
bombliate:
how many murderers do you think you’ve walked past
